BTW, I plead guilty to being (a) not much of a mechanic, and (b) a total neophyte when it comes to the diagnostic chip. We have actually had an OBDII car for 12 years (2000 Cherokee), yet I never had a scanner until recently, probably because the Cherokee has been pretty reliable, and whenever anything has gone wrong, it's always been something obvious (like the clutch going to the floor, or a drunk driver T-boning us, etc.). It was only when I inherited this problematic Vette -- with the Service light that kept coming on, blinking, going off of its own accord, etc. -- that I smartened up a little and decided, hey, maybe I should get a scanner, so I'll have some idea what's going on!" Light dawns on Marblehead, you might say.

The "not much of a mechanic" part is that I was my Dad's garage assistant growing up -- it started when I was maybe 6-7 years old; he'd put a wrench on a bolt, tell me to hold onto it, then go under the car and loosen the nut on the other side, etc. As I grew up, I was able to do more and more of the wrench-turning, until I eventually did a lot of the stuff with just my Dad telling me what to do. (For his day job, he was a brilliant scientist at MIT, and I can't tell you how many times he figured out a way to do something that the shop manual, and other mechanics who worked on cars for a living, said was impossible!).
I held the trouble light while he worked on everything from a Jag E-Type (the oil filler cap in my profile pic is the only remaining part from that car -- which I'd have to say is the only car I like better than the Vette), a couple of Triumph TR7s, various American and Japanese workaday uninteresting cars, a VW or two, an old Mercedes sedan, and so on. My Dad wasn't really an "enthusiast" per se -- he liked sports cars (I was almost born in a '53 Ferrari 212 Inter), but most of it was just that he was a cheapskate; why buy a new car, when you can buy an old one and keep it running? We worked on cars on weekends because he and/or my Mom needed to get to work on Monday morning!
But I never assimilated his diagnostic acumen. I can diagnose simple stuff and do easy repairs that just involve replacing something that's obviously broken (e.g., an alternator, a muffler, a starter, a radiator, hoses and belts, brake shoes/pads), but any complicated repair, I generally hand off to someone who knows what he's doing. I can see that this is going to be so with the Vette, the vast majority of the time. If I'd known how much trouble it was going to be, I'd have insisted my Dad keep it on the road after my Mom died in 2008, and taken it for a spin every so often, to get the moving parts moving. Letting it sit in the garage for so long was not good!
But in any case, it's great to be able to post dumb questions here and get smart answers. Thanks for y'all's help!
Urb
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