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Cajun Farmer (1/2)
 4/11/09 9:07am
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A Federal Agent stops at a ranch in rural Louisiana and talks with an old cajun farmer.
 He tells the farmer, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.'
 
The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'
 
The agent verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the authority of the DEA with me.' Reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his badge.
The agent proudly displays it to the farmer. 'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish..on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'
 
The old farmer nods politely and goes about his chores.
 
Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and sees the agent running for his life and close behind is the farmer's bull.
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the agent.
The agent is clearly terrified.
 
The old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

"Ares grand kilotes!" Ares grand kilotes' ("stop big pants!")

"Your badge!! ..Your badge!... Show him your badge Smartass!'
strats-n-vettes2009-04-11 08:08:36
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Cajun Farmer (2/2)
 4/11/09 3:44pm
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LOL
what cho talkin bout willis LOL
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