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 7/11/11 11:57am
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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans , with a box of frozen crabs, 
and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying 
frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded 
to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the 
entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please 
raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up .... So she took them home and ate them and they were 
simply delicious.

Two lessons here: 
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are. 
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as some people might think.


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