My Corvette is a 1992 Convertible. I purchased in April 2006. It is red like real Corvettes are. Which I saw stated on this site when I became a member. It has the 350 300 engine with 6 speed. Also has a removable hard top option which I really like the look when its on, but is a lot of work to tighten down and loosen so have not had it on for couple years. Currently has 82,100 miles on it. I have intended to put it up for sale last year and this year because it is getting harder for me to get out of. Maybe yet this year or next. My wife and I really enjoy cruising along the Mississippi River with the top down. I guess that is why I haven't gotten it on the internet for sale yet. 

😂  Nice story! It is a bit of trouble getting in/out of them, for sure. I feel your pain there. 
 

And yes...ALL Corvettes are Red....the rest are mistakes....😅