Topic: Tree Widdle Pigs....
in Forum: Off-Topic
Already a Member?
Click Here to Login
Not yet a Member?
Click Here to Register for Free!
Standard Member
Moderator
Send PM
Moderator
Duncanville, TX - USA
Joined: 3/18/2009
Posts: 2250
Vette(s): 1985 Coupe-L98/Auto,Bright Red/Carmine.
1974 Coupe-L48/4speed, Medium Red Metallic/Black Deluxe.
A
teacher was reading the story of the Three
Little Pigs to her class.
She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather
The building materials for his home.
She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow
Full of straw and said:
'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of
that
Straw to build my house?'
The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think
The man said?'
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly...
'I think the man would have said - 'I'll be a son of a bitc h!! A talking pig!'
The teacher had to leave the room.
She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather
The building materials for his home.
She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow
Full of straw and said:
'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of
thatStraw to build my house?'
The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think
The man said?'
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly...
'I think the man would have said - 'I'll be a son of a bitc h!! A talking pig!'
The teacher had to leave the room.
Joel Adams 
My Link
(click for Texas-sized view!) NCRS
"Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comforting to cry in a CORVETTE than in a Kia"
in Forum: Off-Topic
SPONSOR AD: (Our Sponsors help support C4VR)